Dear Blue Toilet,

I agree with your sentiment. My life can be hard and people don’t always listen to me either. But toilets do not sigh or hiss or groan or trickle or gurgle. At least not all on their own. You are a toilet. You are supposed to be silent. Until somebody flushes you.

Sincerely yours,

Kayak Woman

5 Responses to “Ssssssiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh….”

  1. Webmomster Says:

    Perhaps that Dear Blue Toilet is getting – um, how do I put this gently? – senile? Maybe having lived with the Mad Scientist, it has gone insane from all the Mad Ideas that have gone down the drain… maybe Fink’s cousin is in there gumming up the works?

    Who knows what goes through the minds of Blue Toilets?? And, please, no graphic descriptions!!

  2. gg Says:


    Somehow, I don’t think that the Blue Toilet is reading your blog.


  3. Webmomster Says:

    SSssssshhhh! You might hurt the Blue Toilet’s feelings!!!

  4. Kathy Farnell Says:

    It’s Moanin’ Myrtle. (Not Grandma C.)

  5. joanny Says:

    did you jiggle the handle???