Grok grok! Boy that stoopid ol’ Garbidge Woman is such a no-it-all. grok grok. She is alwayz rumblin’ aroun’ about how t’ sort th’ reeecycle stuff. grok rokgr frgok. ‘n’ what t’ put int’ th’ compost heep ‘n’ what not t’ put int’ th’ compost heep. grokgrok. ‘n’ Ol’ Baggy has a ol’ black thum so I don’t see what diffrens it makes what goes int’ th’ compost heep. Grok Grok. ‘n’ how t’ packidge up th’ garbidge so it doesn’ make a big mess ‘n’ if y’ don’t do it all jest eggzackly rite, she gits up on ‘er ol’ hi horse ‘n’ starts decreein’ this ‘n’ that ‘n’ th’ other thing. grok grok frgok. Us pore li’l ol’ froggies hafta hop lickety-split outta ‘er way! Grok grok GROK!

grok grok. So, th’ last garbidge day wuz reeely funny. Grok grok. It wuz Saterdy but this’s th’ first time Ol’ Baggy has stept away frum th’ ol’ puter long enuf fer me t’ git on. Grok grok. I wantid t’ do a podcast but th’ ol’ bag has me lockt outta garageband, maybee i’ll be back later with one. grok grok. Enyway. It wuz garbidge day ‘n’ Ol’ Garbidge Woman wuz fussin’ aroun’ cuz she fergot t’ take out one last ol’ garbidge bag. grok grok. So she bagged it all up ‘n’ started goin’ out t’ th’ street t’ put it in th’ garbidge cart. grok grok. Me ‘n’ Squeeky Speedy Water Janet Pop Bubble Mousey Mushroom Ears wer sittin’ up here on th’ top o’ th’ ol’ curtis couch watchin’ out th’ window. grok frogdk ‘n’ Softy Beenbag ‘n’ Moosey ‘n’ th’ new li’l krismus mousey too. grok grok. Wee see all kinds o’ stuff frum heer. Grok grok. ‘n’ we cud see th’ ol’ garbidge truk, clankity clankity clankin’ along th’ street. ‘n’ it got t’ ol’ Hans’s house jus’ as Ol’ Garbidge Woman wuz heddin’ out thare. grok grok. ‘n’ she jest bearly manidged t’ git th’ trash int’ th’ cart beefor th’ ol’ truck got thare. grok grok. Too bad that ol’ mekanikle arm didn’ manidge t’ pick up ol’ Garbidge Woman. Grok grok grok. Then maybee we’da had a li’l peese aroun’ here. grok grok. Check out th’ pitchers I took w’ my noo camra ‘n’ y’ c’n click ’em t’ make ’em bigger too. grok grok