Uh, Froggy? The title of this post is Kayak Woman gets dressed.

Grok grok grok! Yoo ol’ bag! This post is Froggy gits drest! Grok goked frgodk!

Nooooooooo. It is Kayak Woman gets dressed!

Grok grok! Stoopid Ol’ Baggy!   Froggy   gits drest! Grok goked frgodk!

Kayak Woman!   Froggy   Kayak Woman!   Froggy  

FROOOGGGGYYY!!!!

Sorry. I’ll be back in a minute. Froggy, you get into your “londry baskit” RIGHT NOW!!!! And don’t come out. This is MYYYYYY blahg!!!!

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[hoppity hoppity]   Grok grok grok Halp!!! hic-grok   [floppity floopity ker-floomp hic-grok]

Okay. Whew! I’m back. Sorry about that. Let’s try this again. Kayak Woman gets dressed:

• Tights (DKNY): Whatever material they are. Black. Good for long underwear and wore them later for bizcaz.
• Leggings (JC Penney or wherever I can get ’em): Cotton/spandex. Black. The kids hate when I wear these. Sorry, I don’t do jeans.
• Leggings (hand-knit by Mouse): Wool. Burgundy. My favo-rite color in sixth grade.
• Turtleneck (Chicos): Silk blend. Red. This was also part of my bizcaz outfit later.
• Hoodie (REI): Polartech. Black. Wish I had bought about five of these.
• Scarf (made by me in the Jurassic Age): Wool. Red Stewart tartan plaid.
• Ski jacket (Columbia, purchased at Barishes in Sault Ste. Siberia): Whatever they make those things outta. Pink w/ black trim. Only wore the outer shell. Left the inner part on the hanger.
• Bomber hat (thought it was Mad Bomber but maybe not): Various materials. Black with silver hologram-type sequins. The Commander bought me this one at Barishes in Sault Ste. Siberia! 😉
• Winter “tennis shoes” (LL Bean): Warm snowboot-type materials. Mainly black.
• Glubs (Meijer or KMart or Woldemort or someplace): synthetic knit. I dunno what color, I grab whatever is there and if they don’t match, they don’t match. Two glubs layered on each hand.

A Yooper Checklist, as a facebook friend/high school comrade of mine termed it. Seven degrees (F) this morning with blustery winds. For the most part, I REFUSE to quote windchill temps! Kee-reist! It is cold and wind makes it colder. Layer up!!! I was warm this morning!

Uhhhh, does anybody else have a FROG???? If not, do you WANT ONE? If you have one, do you want ANOTHER ONE?

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