Grok grokgork frogidk! It’s Valintimes Day!!! It’s Valintimes Day!!! Grokgork! Ol’ Baggy is a Valintimes Day Scroooooge. She hands out icky stuff like chocklit cuvvered spinnich. She is laffin’ her yoo-no-whut off rite now becuz stoopid ol’ Barbeeee left stoopid ol’ Ken fer a cyoot Aussy ‘n’ then stoopid ol’ Ken got ‘er bak agin sumhow. Ol’ Baggy thinks stoopid ol’ Barbeeee wud beeee better off with th’ cyoot Aussy. Er maybeeee withOUT th’ cyoot Aussy. And without Ken…

Enyway, yer fav-o-rite froog haz tookin over Ol’ Baggy’s crumbly ol’ ‘puter. She didn’ even fuss about it much this time, I gess she’s usin’ that stoopid ol’ iPad. So, click on my li’l thermommyter down thare ifya wanna heer my beeyootyful voice wishin’ yoo a happy Valintimes Day. Grok gork gork grok! Oh, ‘n’ that’s meeeee ‘n’ my fave Greeeeen Guy thare in th’ photooo. Weeee are warin’ sekint heds o’ hare ‘n’ I hav my babushka on ‘n’ Greeeeen Guy is in his Santy Claus soot as usual. ‘n’ weeee are not drunk! Ol’ Baggy ‘n’ her cuzzint Uber Kayak Woman set that pitcher up. Thaaaaay wer th’ ones drinkin’ the B&B! Grok grok gork!