Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding!

Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! Grok grok! Hee hee hee! Th’ stoopid ol’ bag ain’t availy-ble t’ blahg t’day so I’m takin’ th’ blahg over. Ol’ Baggy’s locked up in Version Hell! She’s makin’ a online bankin’ apply-caysh’n. I think she’s callin’ it Gone Phishin’ W’ Yer Money er sumthin, so y’all better not open up any accoun’s there er yer money migh’ disappear!

Her ol’ teacher, er, akshully, he ain’t ol’. He’s a heckuva lot younger than th’ ol’ bag. Enyway, he tol’ the stoopid ol’ stoodints tha’ when they got their apply-caysh’ns workin’ properly, they shoul’ burn ’em on t’ a CD ‘n’ stash ’em under th’ bed. But tha’ didn’ work fer th’ ol’ bag, ’cause th’ critters tha’ live under th’ ol’ bag’s bed have eaten th’ CD!

I think this’s all perty funny. Las’ year, she got in t’ Bottom Posishun Sticky Menu Hell ‘n’ tha’ was a lot werse ’cause she made ME go down in t’ the docy-ment object model ‘n’ try t’ fix it fer her. She tethered me up t’ this stoopid ol’ javy-scrip’ timer ‘n’ ev’ry 5 secints, it pushed me down on top o’ this pore li’l ol’ <div> t’ make it go back down t’ th’ bottom o’ th’ ol’ web page. Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! You shouldda heard th’ swearin’ ‘n’ stuff whenever I got distracted or dozed off or handed off a li’l swig o’ frog juice t’ th’ ol’ timer. Tick Tick Hic Tick Hic Tick Ding! ‘n fact, after a few o’ those swigs, th’ timer kinda slowed down ‘n’ evenshy-ally, it wen’ t’ sleep. Tickzzzzzzzzzzzz….. Th’ cute li’l <div> was free t’ gally-vant all over th’ ol’ web page ‘n’ th’ ol’ bag was just SOL, ify’all know wha’ tha’ means.

Ol’ Baggy is gonna hafta get ‘er own self outta Version Hell though. I ain’ helpin’ ‘er. It’s abou’ time she took a blast’d blahg break enyway. Blahggin’ abou’ ol’ boyfrien’s. Sheesh! I don’ think th’ ol’ bag ever even *had* a boyfrien’ before th’ ol’ growler came along. Big Band Boy wouldda said sumthin like “Kee-reist!” So, me ‘n’ ol’ Smokie ‘n’ Squeakey ‘n’ some o’ th’ rest’ll just hafta take th’ ol’ blahg over. Tick tick tick tick ding! Grok grok!

4 Responses to “Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding! Tick Tick Tick Tick Ding!”

  1. mouse Says:

    y’ol witch. i kinda like “ol’ baggy”…

  2. Aimee Nassoiy Says:

    I have to say, I really admire Froggy’s songs, and play them every once and a while just for kicks.
    Go Froggy, I believe you will command a space venture someday!!

  3. Aimee Nassoiy Says:

    I have to say, I really admire Froggy’s songs, and play them every once and a while just for kicks.
    Go Froggy, I believe you will command a space venture someday!!

  4. l4827 Says:

    Blue towels not withstanding, this was our 3.5 year anniversary, ta day. It is interesting that this day had the only song in the last four. :-). [today’s reference].
    Just can’t imagine Froggy snoozen’ – ColdFusion is not BataMax* …………..

    *VHS will not happen