Panera Post (the Jackson Rd. one, no tsunami toilet here)
Different cast too — Karen, Val, Pengo, Lizard and maybe a few others not physically present. Here are some of the conversational bits and pieces and outtakes, not *necessarily* in any particular order:
- Brrrrrrinnnnng.
- This is the EPA. We need your help to set up a mail server.
- Rats. I shouldda left my phone *and* my computer in my vee-hickle.
- This is *not* a cowboy bar! Zzzzzzzz…..
- Apparently Grosse Point is a strange place to grow up.
- Maybe even stranger than The Planet Ann Arbor.
- Someone here is apparently a threat to gay men, but we don’t know who.
- There are no males here.
- Only Fins are here.
- We don’t have a whole lot of male Fins at the moment.
- Two of the male Fins that we do have belong to the canine species.
- The gay threat is prob’ly not at this table.
- Uh, they are sorta male.
- What color should I dye my hair next?
- Her name was Lola. She was a show girl. Doo do do do do dodoo doo, do do do do dodoo doo.
- (((((No Frooog. Sorry but you canNOT use Garage Band today.)))))
- Grok grok grok grok!!!
- You are a lizard sitting on a rock looking at me.
- Green is out. Red is so last year.
- No nude scenes either.
- You could go blonde.
- Yeah, then you could wear pink.
- Speak slowly.
- The internet is a series of tubes.
- Al Gore invented it.
- He’s married and he has four kids!
- And then his wife walked up and I knew it was okay.
- I dunno who any o’ these guys are. Except for Al Gore, of course.
- A wedding is a good place to meet a guy.
- I remember when Mouse used to eat makeup.
- No, don’t bring me food. Wilma and I will get our own.
December 27th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!
And that *really does* cover it!!
December 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
he he he
December 28th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Banana,
I’ve been thinking that you need a theme song. Might I suggest, Where the Boys Are or how about Wedding Bell Blues? Here are the lyrics …
Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
I was on your side Bill when you were loosin’
I never scheme or lie Bill, there’s been no foolin’
But kisses and love won’t carry me till you marry me Bill
I love you so, I always will
And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells
I was the one who came runnin’ when you were lonely
I haven’t lived one day not lovin’ you only
But kisses and love won’t carry me til you marry me Bill
I love you so, I always will
And though devotion rules my heart I take no bows
But Bill you’re never gonna take those wedding vows
Oh, come on Bill
Oh, come on Bill
Come on and marry me Bill
I got the wedding bell blues
Please marry me Bill
I got the wedding bell blues
Marry me Bill