Panera Post (the Jackson Rd. one, no tsunami toilet here)

Different cast too — Karen, Val, Pengo, Lizard and maybe a few others not physically present. Here are some of the conversational bits and pieces and outtakes, not *necessarily* in any particular order:

  • Brrrrrrinnnnng.
  • This is the EPA. We need your help to set up a mail server.
  • Rats. I shouldda left my phone *and* my computer in my vee-hickle.
  • This is *not* a cowboy bar! Zzzzzzzz…..
  • Apparently Grosse Point is a strange place to grow up.
  • Maybe even stranger than The Planet Ann Arbor.
  • Someone here is apparently a threat to gay men, but we don’t know who.
  • There are no males here.
  • Only Fins are here.
  • We don’t have a whole lot of male Fins at the moment.
  • Two of the male Fins that we do have belong to the canine species.
  • The gay threat is prob’ly not at this table.
  • Uh, they are sorta male.
  • What color should I dye my hair next?
  • Her name was Lola. She was a show girl. Doo do do do do dodoo doo, do do do do dodoo doo.
  • (((((No Frooog. Sorry but you canNOT use Garage Band today.)))))
  • Grok grok grok grok!!!
  • You are a lizard sitting on a rock looking at me.
  • Green is out. Red is so last year.
  • No nude scenes either.
  • You could go blonde.
  • Yeah, then you could wear pink.
  • Speak slowly.
  • The internet is a series of tubes.
  • Al Gore invented it.
  • He’s married and he has four kids!
  • And then his wife walked up and I knew it was okay.
  • I dunno who any o’ these guys are. Except for Al Gore, of course.
  • A wedding is a good place to meet a guy.
  • I remember when Mouse used to eat makeup.
  • No, don’t bring me food. Wilma and I will get our own.

3 Responses to “Panera Post (the Jackson Rd. one, no tsunami toilet here)”

  1. Webmomster Says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    And that *really does* cover it!!

  2. Isa Says:

    he he he

  3. Mark Says:

    Banana,

    I’ve been thinking that you need a theme song. Might I suggest, Where the Boys Are or how about Wedding Bell Blues? Here are the lyrics …

    Bill, I love you so, I always will
    I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
    Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
    I was on your side Bill when you were loosin’
    I never scheme or lie Bill, there’s been no foolin’
    But kisses and love won’t carry me till you marry me Bill

    I love you so, I always will
    And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
    Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells
    I was the one who came runnin’ when you were lonely
    I haven’t lived one day not lovin’ you only
    But kisses and love won’t carry me til you marry me Bill

    I love you so, I always will
    And though devotion rules my heart I take no bows
    But Bill you’re never gonna take those wedding vows
    Oh, come on Bill
    Oh, come on Bill
    Come on and marry me Bill
    I got the wedding bell blues
    Please marry me Bill
    I got the wedding bell blues
    Marry me Bill