And Other Dangerous Wintertime Activities

And then there was the week when Lizard Breath’s kindergarten teacher was having an absolute hissy fit because there had been an epidemic of kids freezing their tongues onto various metal objects on the playground. Why? Because they had all watched the movie A Christmas Story (“you’ll shoot your eye out”) on TV over the weekend. Well, aside from the fact that kids are kids, fer Kee-reist. I remember sticking my tongue to a shovel once. Once being the operative word here.

3 Responses to “And Other Dangerous Wintertime Activities”

  1. Webmomster Says:


  2. mouse Says:

    a shovel…

  3. Valdemort Says:

    If i had been drinking water when I read that, it would be all over the screen right now . . .