Mudmen, mudmen, mudmen, mudmen. Mudmen, mudmen all day long. Mudmen, mudmen, mudmen, mudmen. How-ya like my mudman song?
I am soaking wet and the schoolyard and woods are once again full of mud. I’m not sure exactly what’s coming out of the sky today but it’s making a mess and y’all aren’t gonna get much outta me today. I’ve been tink, tink, tinking around with various school projects all day, coding, wordpress, hello kitty, flash, writing about how great I am and why people should hire me… and picking away at cleaning my house, which seems to be the only way I can manage to make anything resembling progress. I am sick and tired of hearing about celebrities. This Imus guy? His name is vaguely familiar. I’ve never seen (heard?) his show. He said an awful, degrading, racist thing but apparently his rather sick shtick (that rhymes!) is saying awful, degrading, racist things. I don’t have to listen to him (and don’t) and neither does anyone else. I know where the “off” button is. If I were on that basketball team, I think I’d try to take the high road and just ignore his sorry #$%. Anna Nicole Smith? I swear I didn’t even really know who she was until she died. Her name was familiar because over the years I have probably deleted about 90-brazilian spam email messages with her name in the title: “Anna Nicole Smith nude video,” etc., etc., ad nauseam. Who watches those things? I think she had a terrible life. Having a kid when she must’ve been a teenager and then having him die at 18 or whatever. Marrying some rich old fart? Yick. I’m not surprised she had all those drugs in her system when she died. Bad choices? How many of us have made some bad choices? I hope she rests in peace. And I hope her baby daughter has a better life. Another frequent spam email subject involves Paris Hilton. I don’t get what the buzz is there. I think she looks like a horse. Uh, not that my appearance is anything to write home about, mind you. So, I dunno what else except that I am muddy and wet and I think the reason that I seem to be relatively successful at the Hello Kitty web design style can only be because I’ve been living inside a puppet show for the last twenty years or so.
Mudmen, mudmen, mudmen, mudmen. Mudmen, mudmen all day long. Muuuudmen, mudmen, mudmen, mudmen. How-ya like my mudman song?
P.S. The falcon cam blog is fantastic. Well worth reading!
April 11th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Maybe someday folks will get around to look at Paris Hilton’s face to find that she looks like a horse.
April 11th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
…and here I thought all along she just looked VACUOUS