I thought it was a Bichon but it was just bird shit

So for a while now, every time I drive, my left peripheral vision occasionally tells me there is a Bichon Frise (or other little white dog) on a collision course with Cygnus. When I turn my head enough to actually LOOK at the “dog”, it is obviously a little dollop of dried bird poop on the driver’s side window. This afternoon we were driving around pulling Halloween pranks and I noticed that the “dog” has mostly disintegrated, probably from the heavy rain we had overnight. It was a warm night and we slept in the Lyme Lounge so we could hear the rain on the roof. And yes, I could’ve cleaned the bird shit off but I kept forgetting to💩

The first thing I managed to do this morning was to knock a full glass of water (a BIG one) off my couch table. Bad things about this? It was stoopid and it happened just at the GG came into the house from the Lyme Lounge so he witnessed my clumsiness. Good things about this? 1) It was just water. 2) There was no open laptop on the table at the time (or any laptop). 3) It was a plastic glass so nothing broke. But still, off to a good start KW.

Two grock trips today. The GG to Kroger (where I don’t really shop any more) and meeeee to Plum where I do shop (a lot) and I knew my mouse would be there. Then, after Halloween pranks, an afternoon of food prep and reading (me) and feetsball and blowgunning (the GG).

The pic features Dr. Frankenstein power-carving a pumpkin in preparation for our Halloween pranks.

Finally. It was mid-morning when I first heard of the Trump shit-bomb AI generated video. I actually googled a BIT but couldn’t find a source I felt I could trust. A facebook friend that I DO trust shared it so I eventually saw it. I dunno. People keep asking me various versions of why don’t I support him or what is he doing that is “bad” (for lack of a better word). Um. First. Lemme count the ways. Insurrection instigation. Chainsawing federal employees who are dedicated to their jobs without having a CLUE to what they DO. All of his immigration “policies”, too many to enumerate. But really. Dumping shit (AI generated or not) from from a fighter jet (or whatever it was) on peaceful protesters? Who created this? Some junior high kid? Or the president of the United States? It isn’t funny and I don’t know why y’all voted for him.

Hahaha. I started out with shit (bird) and I ended with shit (Trump).

One Response to “I thought it was a Bichon but it was just bird shit”

  1. Margaret Says:

    There seems to be a theme to this post. Plus, Trump talks a whole bunch of sh*t and makes no sense whatsoever. He doesn’t just threaten people who disagree with him, he goes after them with his so-called DOJ. His minions are destroying safety nets, medical research, and other programs that we depend on. I could go on and on and on, but will stop here.