Random bits of my so-called life.

Hot date at the landfill

March 11th, 2026 by kayak woman

Quite a few Saturdays ago, the GG asked me out on a date. The date was to drop crapola off at the landfill. I mean the city landfill, not Our House Landfill. I very happily said yes to this date but when we got out to the landfill to dump our load, guess what? My date, the guy who asked me out, did NOT have any money. (It does cost to dump stuff). So *I* had to pay for our date. Of course the money all comes out of one pot but still.

Today, in our continuing saga of flinging stuff we do not need any more, the GG pulled together a whole bunch of shitola to get rid of. Old books, remote control helicopters, a dead TV from FlaMan’s, and I fergit what else. Don’t worry, FlaMan has a fancy new replacement for that TV so between that and the *other* TV he has, he can continue to watch Gunsmoke reruns from two rooms.

So we took remote control helicopters to the Share House and they were very happy to take them. They saw the old TV in the back seat and asked if it had a remote. Well, no, it doesn’t work at all and we weren’t intending to dump it on Share House but the Share House guy had ideas for where to take it. We took it to Best Buy and had to pay a bit to leave it there but the GG got a gift card in the same amount. I don’t really understand this transaction but whatever. We did NOT leave Best Buy with a gargantuan TV screen, thank you Zeus. I am not averse to the GG buying one if he wants one but we would have to get rid of one of the two medium-sized screens that we have.

Then it was over to Give My Books, where you drive into a small cul-de-sac to a house that “processes” used books, even ancient textbooks if I get it right. You put your books in their garage and text them to let them know you’ve made a drop off. No contact.

Our last stop was REI so the GG could look for “dog mace”. They didn’t have it but the GG thinks Ann Arbor Arms might have it. But that’s all a story for another day.

The people in the pic are not us at The Landfill. They are my parents on their weekly “date” to put the moomincabin garbage into plastic garbage cans and then into their car and then schlep it all up the hill to the pickup point. It was a “fight” every week. It was the *same* “fight” every week. I wish they had lived long enough to be able to fill up green bags and schlep them up to the tribal facility where someone comes out of the building and schleps your green bag(s) into the garbage trailer any time the place is open.

Not too shabby

March 10th, 2026 by kayak woman

My childhood home on Superior St. “behind” Lincoln School on the south side of Sault Ste. Siberia. Actually it was pretty darn shabby but when you are a toddler, you don’t really notice.

Actually I don’t remember noticing it that much even as a teenager. I had friends who lived in much fancier homes but I also had friends living in shabbier homes. When I was a teenager, my boyfriend and I visited a friend of ours in one of the shabbier houses. Mom was intensely curious about the interior of that house. The kids were highly intelligent (my mom was a high school teacher) but she sensed some family dysfunction. I thought about it for a minute and said, “Well, I wouldn’t want to walk around barefoot in there.” We could definitely walk barefoot in our shabby little bungalow and she never forgot that (LOL). (Dysfunction? We won’t talk about the FIVE-year-old who asked his great-uncle babysitter for a beer TWICE and was granted one each time. We left before he finished the second so who knows how many he had that night.)

That’s meeee on the step stool, eating breakfast in my footie pajamas with what I think are various “eat your breakfast” talismans surrounding me. Looking to my right is Gertrude’s broom closet, the one with the cartoon that I wrote about yesterday. I VAGUELY remember that stove. Actually I better remember when it was replaced. Our new stove had a light that proclaimed “Units” when any of the burners or the oven was left on. The precursor to my Gertrude. When “Units” was on, I would always yell, “Mom, units is on!”

The shabbiness was tolerable but a couple other things were not so much. That house had one of those old “octopus” oil furnaces. It began malfunctioning at some point, so we replaced it with a new gas furnace a couple years before “we” (aka the parents) moved. Also, the south side of Sault Ste. Siberia was basically a swamp and there were a few times the basement filled with a foot of water or so.

My local grandparents lived in a much fancier house but the bedrooms and the only bathroom were on the second floor. At some point, the family moved them into my piano teacher’s single story house (they had moved). After the grandparents died, my parents bought that house from the fam and moved there. I was in college by then.

Clockable

March 9th, 2026 by kayak woman

My time change fumbles are behind me now. No, I didn’t reset the alarm clock. I dunno if the GG did or not. My take-away from that minor debacle was “look at your iPhone if you want to know the time.” One of the funny parts of this is that the GG often randomly tells me what time it is. Um. I KNOW what time it is. Why did he not tell me what time it was at 6:00 AM yesterday? Because he was not awake. Snore.

The truth is, I don’t really need every clock in the Landfill to tell the correct time, or any time. I don’t even need the alarm clock to do that. There are four clocks that I need to be accurate and three of them change themselves. The automatic ones would be my iPhone and our automotive vee-hickles Cygnus X-1 (2021 Subie Crosstrek) and Mooon Yooonit (2018? Toyota RAV4) change automatically. Not 100% sure about Mooon Yooonit because I don’t drive it a lot but probably.

The one other clock in the Landfill that I like to be accurate is Gertrude’s clock. Gertrude is my stove and she is named after a cartoon that was affixed to the inside door of the broom closet in the kitchen of my childhood home, a shabby little bungalow on Superior Street on the back side of “Stinkin’ Linkin'” school in Sault Ste. Siberia. In the cartoon, Gertrude is on her back, draped across an ironing board, totally exhausted. Alas, I cannot find this cartoon ANYWHERE. I can only guess it was lost when my parents moved away from that shabby little bungalow to my (dead) grandparents house up on the hill. Not as shabby as the bungalow but not fancy either. Changing Gertrude’s time (the stove, I mean) is a couple of user friendly clicks.

Other clocks? I do not care. The microwave and other appliances, the time either flashes 00:00 or doesn’t display anything at all. Doesn’t matter.

In the grand scheme of things, if we do away with the time change, I am a fan of standard time.

“dive” bar

March 8th, 2026 by kayak woman

Today did not start out very auspiciously. I knew the time changed overnight. Fine. Time changes don’t really bother me and I was planning to get up at my usual time, DST or not.

Problem. I have two time-telling devices on the dresser next to my bed. My iPhone, which automatically changes the time and my alarm clock, which does NOT. Guess which one I kept looking at throughout the night? If you guessed alarm clock, DING DING DING. You win the booby prize. So when my alarm clock proclaimed 6:54, I wondered why it was so light out. Well, because (you ding dong) nobody reset the time. iPhone? It’s actually 7:54 (you ding dong). Good thing I don’t have a JOB to get to on time.

It was a gorgeous warm day (for March in The Great Lake State) and the GG walked to Dexter. He called me around noon to ask for a ride. I said, “Does this come with lunch?” Yes. Yes it can. An obvious choice would’ve been Dexter’s Pub but he said something about Manchester and I couldn’t think of any place in Manchester except the Blacksheep Tavern but that closed eons ago. But we decided to head south to Manchester and take our chances.

We settled on The Village Tap. It doesn’t look very auspicious does it? There was a newer fancier sports bar across the street and I’m sure it would’ve been fine but the Village Tap was calling my name. We walked in and 1) it was a little shabby and 2) I was the only woman in the bar except for the bartender. But still.

We took seats at the end of the bar and were NOT disappointed. I had chili in mind when I walked in and they had it but when I saw OLIVE BURGER, I switched to that. The bartender was VERY friendly and attentive and anticipated things we didn’t even know we needed, i.e., “I cut your olive burger in half. They can get messy.” Yes, they can and I greatly appreciated that. The first bite I took got all over my chin! Good though! Manchester is not on our regular country roads “beat”, at least not at lunch time but that is one place I will remember whenever I am in the area and in need of lunch.

The icing on today’s cake is a loverly call with my uber cousin UKW. We don’t call each other often but when we do we have a great time catching up. Love and laughter abound. Nothing like spending your summers with two fellow female cousins your own age and a bunch of other beloved relatives. They say it takes a village and we had one.

Sufferin’ succotash

March 7th, 2026 by kayak woman

Once again (two days in a row!) I made up my own recipe. I used to have a “chicken in succotash” recipe somewhere. I thought I typed it into my ancient, clunky old MacPlus. The one we had when the beach urchins were children. I would start up a complicated Excel spreadsheet, go down to the dungeon to move the laundry around and when I came back, my document would be open. Maybe. Or maybe the recipe was in a cookbook. I own quite a few cookbooks. But it wasn’t anywhere. Southern Heritage Cooking? I am not southern (I am waaaay northern) but I own that book. But it wasn’t in that book

So I googled again. Recipes for succotash abound. I couldn’t find one with chicken, at least not one I thought would work for me today. So I cooked some boneless chicken thighs and sauteed some red onions and peppers with herbs, and boiled some lima beans and corn. I put all of that stuff in a baking dish and am baking it. Along with some biscuits (and make no mistake, I am not the best biscuit maker on earth).

Last night we went to the Sports Bar Westside for a Friday dinner of porterization. This is what we encountered when we walked out. As we were driving home, we saw lots of faraway lightning and then more when we got home. More rain this morning and some lightning kept me from getting grocks but I eventually managed it.

Made my own

March 6th, 2026 by kayak woman

Greek orzo salad. For many years, the Plum reliably stocked its salad bar with this salad (or a version of it, since I don’t have the Plum’s recipe).

All of a sudden, it became intermittently available and now I can’t think when the last time I’ve seen it. They seem to have replaced it with an orzo salad with Italian sausage and some other stuff I can’t remember. The Italian sausage version is fine (I tried it) but I like the Plum’s Greek one much better. The Italian doesn’t have feta or Kalamata olives for one thing.

So I did the google and found a bunch of recipes that looked similar and voila! This has the main ingredients. Orzo (of course), feta, Kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, red onions, and English cucumber. I have recently (via the beach urchins) discovered English cucumbers and like them because they don’t rot as fast as regular cukes (except for summertime farmers market cukes). The dressing is olive oil, lemon, red wine vinegar, and a few other things like oregano, garlic, and black pepper.

I will use a bit less orzo the next time. I was following the recipe but that looks like a bit too much for my taste. I think I would like a higher veggie/cheese to orzo ratio. I ditched the artichokes in the recipe. I like artichokes just fine but they weren’t in the Plum’s version and didn’t fit my “vision”. I also ditched the teaspoon of honey although I may try to add it the next time I make it. But really? What would a teaspoon of honey add to this? It just seems like a fiddly-diddly ingredient to me and I bet it isn’t in the Plum’s version.

Above all, it is pretty darn easy to make, especially if you are lazy and buy already chopped up red onion. Yes, I am lazy. I did halve the grape tomatoes. A nod to Little Cat Z.

An old log cabin but not my family’s old log cabin

March 5th, 2026 by kayak woman

We have “droven” Island Lake Road (gravel/dirt) many times and we did it yesterday. We have an EPA retiree luncheon coming up in Chelsea this month and wanted to figger out the location.

On the way to Chelsea (from Dexter), we took Island Lake Road and while we were still on the dirt/gravel part of that road, we spied this log cabin. Somewhere along the northern shore of West Lake, somebody parks a seaplane in front of their house but we didn’t see that yesterday. What we did see was this cabin, one that we have never noticed before.

We think it is old but we don’t really know. It is constructed in a similar way to our family’s Old Cabin but it can’t be as old as *our* Old Cabin, which was built in 1924. It’s a lot smaller. But there’s that rock chimney.

We’ve been watching Andy Griffith reruns lately (before and after the Olympics). Tonight the “bed jacket” episode was on. Again. Aunt Bee sees a fluffy bed jacket in the window of a store and falls in love with it. Her birthday is coming up and she gets canning jars instead. A bunch of horse trading goes on with the mayor and she ends up with the bed jacket, albeit a day late.

I first saw this episode as a child and have seen it a few times since. Bed jacket? My bed clothing is a Smartwool nightshirt and some socks. I get up early in the morning, take a shower and put *clothes* on. Given that Aunt Bee makes breakfast for Andy and Opie, I can’t believe she ever has time to sit around in bed wearing a bed jacket. But whatever.

The Den of Iniquity

March 4th, 2026 by kayak woman

Actually, this is Dexter’s Pub, not The Den of Iniquity. The Den of Iniquity is the Tahquamenon Falls Brewery, which a North Country Trail friend renamed after a teetotaler with a religious tilt in our group once fussed a bit that we were going there after snowshoeing. It isn’t actually a den of iniquity either. It is a family friendly bar/restaurant that is usually so crowded nowadays we don’t even try to go there.

What a difference a day makes. Taxes are now done except for one document. It isn’t late, it doesn’t arrive until this month. So today was a much different day than yesterday. The GG took off early this morning to take a walk. To Dexter. “Wanna meet me in Dexter?” Yep. What he meant was meet for lunch at Dexter’s Pub. Well. Mr. Golden Sun was out, the temperature at the time was in the low 30s but it was predicted to rise to 47 (and it did). YES!

So that’s what we did. I got there first and snagged two seats at the end of the bar. The server came to take my drink order and for some stupid reason, I felt obliged to tell her my husband would be joining me in a few minutes. I mean, is there any reason a baggy old woman can’t enter a bar by herself, sit at the bar and order a glass of cab? No there is not.

We each ordered a bowl of chili and I ordered a second glass of cab because the GG, after walking 14 miles, ordered a BIG beer and wasn’t finished with it. The server poured the usual pour and there was a little still left in the bottle so she dumped it in too, giggling with her eyes. It was more than I needed but what the heck.

I giggled quietly too, remembering the last time we went to Crazy Old Florida for FUN, i.e. not end-of-life issues or rescue missions. We were on our way to FlaMan’s trailer to pick him up for dinner and the GG (in a kinda panicky way) suggested I look for a restaurant. The reason for that was because earlier in the week, we had taken The Beautiful Suzie (the GG’s sister) and Mr. Ed out to eat and they struggled to think of a restaurant. They didn’t really like to dine out but finally came up with a lovely Italian restaurant they had eaten at back when they were first married, if I get it right. And that was a loooong time ago.

I remembered this but I looked at the GG and said, “Jack (aka FlaMan) will have a restaurant in mind.” And yes, he did. Cody’s Roadhouse! Okay, let’s go! I had my standard two glasses of wine with dinner since I didn’t know if they would make a decent ‘hattan or not. We were sitting at the bar and the food was fine. The bartender must have been paying a bit of attention to whatever crazy conversation we were having because, as my second whine was approaching the bottom of the glass, he (with my silent permission) winked and dumped the last bit of a bottle in. FlaMan is a “trip” albeit a beloved one.

Stresssss

March 3rd, 2026 by kayak woman

This day touched every single one of the things that majorly stress me out. A couple of them are un-blahggable but taxes are not. Jeebus.

The GG was in his lair ALL DAY, emerging at random moments to pepper me with random questions. Where is this document, where is that. I could swear I put the Planet Ann Arbor winter property tax doc in his lair but it didn’t seem to be found. I used my ninja computer skills to find the invoice online and printed it out for him. I hoped that the printer starting up would jump him out of his skin but it didn’t, because I had to yell from the front living room, “Did you get that?”

Then there was the missing 1099 from our main bank (checking and savings). I do NOT know what happened to that but I do know how to find at least some tax documents online from our bank. The GG couldn’t find it. Within two minutes, I found the l099 on the bank website and printed it out. Again, I wanted to surprise him and again, I had to yell from the living room, “Did you get that?” It was eleven dollars or so. I mean, it is interest on *bank accounts*.

We won’t even talk about the moomincabin taxes. I paid the summer taxes by writing a check. I paid the winter taxes online. But I used a credit card, which I didn’t remember so it took me a while to find the invoice but I did. With my ninja skills. I guess we did talk about the moomincabin taxes after all.

I think that we are finished with taxes except for a document that arrives in March and then we can send this stuff off to the accountant. Will the GG and the accountant agree this year? Last year they were three dollars apart. Probably because most accountants drop anything after the decimal point. Why bother?

People. Almost all routine tax documents are available online. If you are missing a 1099 for whatever reason, you can probably get a copy via your online banking app. Anyway. What’s the point of reporting eleven dollars and some change?

Why oh why?

March 2nd, 2026 by kayak woman

And no, I was not for Trump in 2016, 2020, or 2024. I am a never Trumper. That refrigimatator magnet was a prank. I keep it on there to commemorate the weird parts of my generally good marriage.

It is difficult to have to live with someone who is MAGA. It is also easier than y’all might think because he can fix terlets (and just about anything). I am not mechanically inclined so if he gets hit by a bus, I would have to play the roulette wheel to find a handyman. Plus after going on 44 years of marriage we kinda get along. Not gonna say it has always been easy ’cause marriage isn’t always easy but we have made it work somehow and continue to do so.

Why oh why are we bombing Iran? Yeah, they were “building up their nuclear program”. Okay. Didn’t our dear leader (not) say back in June that “we” had bombed their whole program out of existence and it would take many years to rebuild it? If that is true, why are we bombing Iran now? I might ask why we are bombing SCHOOLS in Iran but what’s the point?

It seems like Trump changes his mind about why “we” are bombing Iran every five minutes. In other words, Trump and his sycophants do not have any kind of plan. They just feel like bombing somebody somewhere, anybody anywhere. Peace President, right? Not.

As to why people voted for him in 2024? I. Do. Not. Know. We endured him and his lies throughout his first administration. We endured his role in the January 6, 2021 insurrection attempt. Why did anyone expect a second term to be different. Oh, he will “fix” “the economy”. Um, not really. The president can’t really do that kind of thing single handedly. At one point he actually said something like he would be “so good for women”. Say what? Hasn’t ever done anything good for women that I can think of. Reversing Roe V. Wade? Nope. Not good for women.

His second term is much much much worse. Whatever forces were reining him in during his first term are totally gone this time. He has hired ridiculous sycophants and they are doing the jobs that he (NOT the idiots who voted for him) wants them to do.

If you voted for Trump, are you happy about the things he is doing? Bombing Iran, deporting legal immigrants with no criminal record to countries they have never set foot in before, killing CITIZENS? How are your grocery bills? Can you afford to buy a house? Have you been invited to Mar a Lago recently? What has tRump done for you?

Bad Orange Man.

Ice OUT!

March 1st, 2026 by kayak woman

I don’t think we’ve been to the Fleetwood Diner in Lansing since March 2020. The GG wanted to go last year the morning after the symposium but I was kind of restauranted out. This year I was ready ready ready and even had my omelet (gyro) picked out last night.

There is also a Fleetwood Diner on The Planet Ann Arbor. The Planet Ann Arbor version (which I don’t ever go to) is in an old railroad car. Both have the same owner, a person whose daughter went to high school with one of my daughters, and who the GG is somewhat acquainted with. He named-dropped the owner today [snort]. Anyway, good food 24 hours a day, including Hippie Hash (which I have never tried). Excellent (and friendly) service too. The GG ordered a side of sausage patties with his omelet (or whatever he ordered) and was served bacon instead. He was fine with that and we didn’t say anything. A bit later, our server stopped by and acknowledged her mistake, profusely apologizing. It was complicated but she had somehow hit the wrong button. No worries, she was great and I tipped her well.

We like to take back roads home after the symposium and this time we dropped down to Mason (where BFF went to high school) to hook up with the Dexter Trail. When we got to M52 we opted to head south to Stockbridge because the road looked potentially worse if we went straight (snow and ice, see below). After Stockbridge, we turned onto North Territorial, which was also pretty dicey with all of the ups and downs and twists and turns you get in glacial moraine country. Then through Dexter with the final leg of the journey being on Huron River Drive. If you’re unfamiliar with this area and can’t follow me, that means we took three scenic drives on our way home.

We had a couple/several inches of snow overnight, which made the road conditions interesting. The Lansing/East Lansing main roads were pretty much fine as long as you slowed down for intersections. I’m sure the freeways were great. The back roads? Intermittent snow/slush/ice/whatever. Combined with the twists/turns ups/downs of glacial moraine topography. By the time we got up this morning, the snow had moved east and Mr. Golden was doing his work. But. The temperature was down in the 20s so when we were driving, Mr. G-S hadn’t finished his work and had actually made things a little worse..

Somehow, it was a relaxing drive *anyway*, even for the GG, who was driving. He was driving at slow enough speeds that I was comfortable, the scenery was beautiful, and Mr. G-S was making us feel the promise of summer. March can bring some horrendous snow and/or ice storms but the good news is that it *usually* melts pretty quickly. Don’t tell that to the good people of Sault Ste. Siberia though. They have endured record snowfall this winter if I have it right. Instead of melting, it hangs around and more snow piles on top of it and they are all ready to move on NOW.

When we got home I was faced with “What’s for dinner?” I mean from my own baggy old brain, no one was bugging me about it. For about a split second, I thought something like, “Maybe I should text Little Cat Z and see if she has any ideas?” I bagged that idea PDQ, deciding I wasn’t so old and baggy that I had to sluff off meal planning for the me and the GG to my daughter. So I came up with a different lamb stew than my go-to recipe, garlic bread and salad. This recipe will use up some frozen artichokes so win win.

P.S. Neither one of us made a move to turn on the radio the whole time, not even Willie’s Roadhouse, which has become a “neutral” station for us, i.e., not NPR and not MAGA. (Although the GG actually does listen to NPR [snort]. It isn’t *all* “libtard” pollytickle stuff.)

It’s a wrap (except for the Fleetwood)

February 28th, 2026 by kayak woman

I sent the GG out to Mooon Yooonit this morning a few minutes ahead of me. I wanted to use the water closet one more time but mainly I just needed a few minutes to collect myself. The GG gets really excited about things sometimes (I can’t exactly explain why) and Quiet Waters is one of them and I was like, go start the car (Mooon Yooonit can’t be remote started without buying an app and the GG refuses to do that) and I’ll be out in a couple minutes. Of course when I got out there, *this* is what I encountered.

I got in the car *anyway* and moments later when we turned toward the east, this was our view.

Last week I posted a pic of the GG setting up a “wall” in our back living room. That was a test drive to make sure all of the working parts were present and fitting together correctly. He took it apart again, packed it up, and set it up to look like this in the pavilion.

I attended presentations off and on all day and a bunch of us met up (as usual) at Pizza House for dinner after it was all over.

So now the GG and I are back at our hotel arguing (again) (sigh) about Trump and his latest ridiculous actions. No it was not right for Iran to retaliate by bombing other countries but it was also not right for “us” to bomb Iran. We started it. People have already died and many more will follow. Did this stuff really happen? This is the “president of peace?” I think not. More like the president of gigantic ego. It was blissful to ignore the news all day and distressing to catch up with it tonight.

Quiet Water Symposium

February 27th, 2026 by kayak woman

Actually, it’s “Quiet Adventure Symposium” nowadays but some of us have a hard time giving up the old name.

First stop, Dagwood’s to meet up with Greg, Tom, and Erin for lunch. Olive burger for me. If an olive burger is on the menu, I will order it. Fortunately Dagwood’s burgers are not the huuuuge burgers everyone seems to be serving these days. This is an OLD tavern, way pre-dating me, and has changed very little over the years. That is for the good.

At the pavilion setting up the “wall”. I was hanging out in Mooon Yooonit reading and staying outta the fray. The GG does not need my help with stuff like this. Greg and Tom are pretty good at figuring out what help is needed and they were all having a good time.

Mostly empty arena. Will be packed tomorrow.

And then Beggar’s Banquet. Which seems, uh, different this year. The food was fine but the menu had totally changed. And the Gimme Eat sign had lost “Gimme Eat” somehow (the pic below is from another year). Did the place change hands after umpteen bazillion years? I did a quick google but didn’t find anything. I mean, this is the place where my (late) cousin Teri worked when she was a young 20-something (having lost both parents), trying to figger out what to do with her life. A young lawyer (and rock band drummer) kept coming in to eat and then visit her and eventually he convinced her to marry him. And now their daughter Ana is part of the FinFam. Okay, cut the nostalgia KW.

Nevertheless, it was a good time. I was the only woman at our table and one of the men is a presenter tomorrow. He drove over from Minnesota. I am definitely going to attend his presentation tomorrow so more about that then.

Mini book blahg, yooperland edition

February 26th, 2026 by kayak woman

When I hear about a literary type book set in the yooperland, especially the Sault Ste. Siberia area where I grew up and still own a part of my family’s beach, I have to read it. I had to wait a bit for “A Good Animal”. It didn’t drop until yesterday. I am already finished with it.

I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this book to everyone. I’m pretty sure the GG would not be crazy about it but that might be mostly because it doesn’t have Russian Revolution or WWI stuff in it. But I greatly enjoyed it and am experiencing a “book hangover” now.

The overall story arc is kind of a teenage romance/coming-of-age/sheep farming. There are some difficult parts to read and that’s all I will say.

Part of what I like about books like this is the eastern yooperland is my homeland. I know every square inch of it. I can still remember the eight (or so) block trip from my family’s shabby little bungalow on Superior Street to my grandparents’ rather grand house like I walked there just yesterday. I lived on the backside of Lincoln Elementary School, which I red-queened* to every kindergarten morning.

The author made many references to familiar landmarks in Sault Ste. Siberia, including Lincoln School. Rotary Park was one of them. The GG took the beach urchins to the nearby Clyde’s Drive-in (not mentioned in the book) once and they ate their takeout over at Rotary Park. I will never forget my younger niece Pengo (pre-K) arriving back at the moomincabin and gleefully telling her straight-laced mother, “We went to Goose Poop Park!” Yes, plenty of goose poop at Rotary Park. I think the GG was in the doghouse for a while after that. Good thing there is a Van Gogh painting in the doghouse (inside joke).

I grew up in the city of Sault Ste. Siberia and our summer cabin was (is!) west of that. Our beach looks out into Whitefish Bay and Lake Superior. My family often took drives “downriver” (where this novel is set) and the GG and I have continued that tradition. The downriver area is very flat and is mainly farmland. It is beautiful but it isn’t a lot like the terrain to the west of Sault Ste. Siberia although there is also some flat farmland south of the moomincabin.

Anyway, the author grew up downriver from Sault Ste. Siberia in a sheep farming family and she captured the landscape absolutely beautifully. I couldn’t find an appropriate pic of the downriver area so here’s this one of the Sugar Island ferry (also mentioned in the book) from Rotary aka Goose Poop Park.

*Red-queening? In “Through the Looking Glass” the Red Queen runs faster and faster to stay in place. Oh, just google it if you want to know. I don’t exactly remember but I was a pretty fast runner as a kid and The Commander called it red-queening.

Maps of my homeland

February 25th, 2026 by kayak woman

For my frozen ice (January) birthday, I was gifted with a workshop at a local arts center. Oh man, I used to take the beach urchins there to do little art prodjects and once I hosted a birthday party there and a customer asked me if I worked there. Nope. I also had that happen to me at the Berkeley Bowl. Miss, where can I find [this exotic veggie]? I didn’t know. I flew to SanFran from DayTwa Metro that day to visit my daughter. Had never been there before. Laughing because I am not an old hippie although I can sometimes look like one.

I am overwhelmed by the choices at the art center but one of them kinda stands out. I have been intrigued by maps my entire life. And I have been intrigued by creating maps of my homeland for a while. So there’s a workshop that deals with topographic maps of whatever places you want. We’ll see what I do. The pic is a map that Little Cat Z made of the moominbeach when she was a child. She nailed it.

I want to make fabric maps of my homeland (and adopted lands) and this workshop is not a fabric workshop but I wonder if it would inspire me.

Can you guess what I am NOT watching tonight?

February 24th, 2026 by kayak woman

It was a pretty sweet day. A Landfill Dinner was planned for tonight. It came together beautifully. Last evening I asked the beach urchins if they could help me come up with a dinner plan. I was all outta steam on that but I promised to do the shopping and cooking prep. Little Cat Z came through almost immediately with a Mediterranean sheet pan chicken thingy. It was perfect!

So I hit up the Plum this morning for the ingredients, then I traveled out to the new White Lotus Farms location, a small market and cafe on Zeeb Road. I wanted some of their specialty flavored goat cheese spreads although they have a lot of other good stuff too.

I have been a longtime White Lotus Farms customer. Years ago, I bought stuff from them at the farmers market. During the pandemic, I ordered their stuff for delivery from Argus Farm Stop. A couple years ago, I discovered that they had a little market at their main farm on Liberty but it had limited hours. Recently, I was checking GooMaps mainly to rediscover their hours and “White Lotus Farms Cafe” popped up on Zeeb Road. Today I finally went over there. As I came up to the counter with my goat cheese spreads, I told the clerk, “I am so glad you have this location.” Her cheerful response was, “So are we.” Indeed.

Anyway, I had a great time marinating the chicken and prepping the veggies, mainly cutting them up into biggish chunks. And prepping a simple green salad. The idea was that I would do most of the grunt work and Little Cat Z would put the sheet pan together at the end because she has a JOB and had to work today. In the end, I’m not too sure if things worked out quite that way but I greatly appreciated her help.

The GG spent a lot of the day running errands, mostly to hardware stores, of course, and packing up Mooon Yooonit including a cartop carrier. Then, if I get it right, he took a NAP.

The salad “hands” in the pic are an often used gift from my bonus daughter Pengo Janetto in Hawaii. I made a pretty big, if simple, salad and this is what was left at the end of the dinner.

So. I am missing the Olympics. I don’t normally watch them much but this year we turned them on every night and watched until we got sleepy. (Actually the TV in the back room has been on 24-7 since the Olympics began even though nobody is usually watching it.) We didn’t watch any Olympic event intensely, it was just background noise in our lives.

Silent sports

February 23rd, 2026 by kayak woman

This photo is pretty hard to “process”, at least visually. This is the GG rehearsing our North Country Trail booth setup at the Quiet Adventure (Water) Symposium this coming weekend at the Moo-U (Michigan State University) Farm Bureau Pavilion.

This event used to feature water sports, like kayaking, etc. Eventually a bunch of hiking type folks (i.e., us, although we also kayak) horned their way into all the fun so they changed the name so as to cover a wider range of activities. The first time the GG helped run a Hiawatha Shore-to-Shore North Country Trail chapter booth, he went over there and back in one day. My BFF Sam (archaeologist, not dog) was in the Moo-U area visiting her parents and I drove over separately in the Ninja and picked her up and we attended the symposium, at least minimally.

Time went on and the GG’s involvement and eventually mine grew to where he does all of the display setups and I hang out and talk to people, introvert that I am. And now we schedule a whole weekend for this, complete with a hotel and lunch/dinner arrangements with friends But I’ll talk about that some other day. Like maybe Friday when the GG is setting up and I reassure our buddy Greg that it’s best to just let the GG roll without any help. Greg doesn’t need much reassurance.

“Silent sport” is a term my brother used when he switched from snowmobiles and speed botes to x-c skiing and kayaking. He was still healthy enough when he made those switches but I think he knew the writing was on the wall. He was making what changes he could to his family’s life, if changes to his own were not possible, at least in the long term. I’ll probably talk more about that some other day too. I’ve been processing this for 20 years.

I have always been a silent sport person myself. We (me and the GG) do own a couple of *small* motor botes. At Hoton Lake, we own (with other people) a big loverly Flote Bote (pontoon bote).

I never got along with snowmobiles very well. That is not to dis snowmobilers. They are mostly good people and they bring a lot of money to the yooperland and the northern lower.

Surprise!

February 22nd, 2026 by kayak woman

Why us Great Lake Staters were surprised by this weather event, I do not know. Especially since it started before we turned in last night.

This waylaid some of my plans but a temporarily overloaded refrigimitator also flummoxed me. I am told the driving wasn’t too bad. Mouse’s drive to work wasn’t all that great but that was because she reports to work well before most people are up on a Sunday and they hadn’t plowed anything yet. Anyway, it’s a short drive on usually empty rural roads.

The GG drove a sh*t-ton of food and supplies up to FlaMan and he reported good roads even though light snow was coming down most of the day. Our overnight guest Joan left in the late morning (after a short hike down by the river) for somewhere in New York, fortunately a couple hours north of NYC, so we’re hoping her travels were also safe.

Joan is a wonderful house guest. She was doing morning computer stuff and I was doing morning computer stuff. At one point, worried that I was being a bit anti-social, I mentioned that I was not simply slugging, I was doing the morning word puzzles that I do (in parallel) with Little Cat Z and she and I and occasionally mouse were texting. Joan was also communicating with various people although maybe not doing word puzzles. We are always happy to function as “trail angels” for Joan although usually her travels through The Planet Ann Arbor involve highways, not hiking trails.

We had a tentative plan for a Landfill Dinner tonight but ended up bagging it. Partly because we had an overnight guest (and not-surprise snow) and I didn’t really have time to go for grocks as early as I like to, not to mention that I did not have a dinner plan. Aaaaaand, also because the refrigimitator was chock-a-block full of food to take to FlaMan and I could not process its contents to save my life. It’s okay, a couple of folks (not us) are still recovering from a nasty cold virus. Little Cat Z and I discussed all of this and she said let’s do Tuesday instead so you can “reset”. So that’s what we are aiming for.

Red tape extravaganza

February 21st, 2026 by kayak woman

So yesterday, I opened the envelope from the Secretary of State, prepared to renew the registration for Cygnus, Moooon Yooonit, and one of the motor botes.

This turned out to be rather a long confusing ordeal. I was able to renew the motor bote (or so I thought). Then I tried Cygnus. It would not let me renew Cygnus’s registration. We were not in the registration period. Say what? I have been renewing car registrations online every year since the late 1990s and this has never been a problem before. Eventually, after much scrutiny and thought, I figured out that I could not renew it because it was NOT DUE UNTIL 2027. Whut? It turned out that the GG renewed all this stuff last year and there was an option to select a two-year registration so he selected it.

Okay. That’s fine. But then, because I never actually checked out and paid for the motor bote’s registration, I later got an email that the renewal had been canceled. So. I did it again. This time, I was asked to provide the date of issue for my driver’s license. And that led to a moment of sheer panic. Wait! Wasn’t I supposed to renew my driver’s license last month? I hadn’t done that. I hadn’t received any paperwork in the mail. Mail delivery can sometimes be flaky here so did it get lost? Have I been driving on an expired license for the last month? Nervously, I pulled my faded driver’s license out of my purse/pocket. Whew! It ALSO doesn’t expire until 2027. When did they extend the licensing period from four to five years? I do not know but the last time I renewed it was 2022.

This is not to mention the less than perfect user experience I had doing all this. How many times did I have to do two-factor authentication via text message to complete this stuff? Something like three or four maybe? This stuff was pretty seamless back in the late 1990s. I know that as fraudsters et al have gotten more sophisticated over the years, any system that deals with personal/financial information has had to be made more secure. But jeebus. What should’ve taken maybe 10 minutes tops took a half hour or so and multiple restarts. And I have expertise in this kind of stuff.

Blast from the past

February 20th, 2026 by kayak woman

A twitter play from this date during the Polar Vortex Winter back in 2014.

Setting: Cubelandia

FZ (Cube neighbor): More lightning!
KW: Oh shoot, I missed it again!
Mr. Bear (a rather gruff but beloved developer): Why don’t you go out and stand in it?

I won’t try to detail the Polar Vortex Winter except to say that the weather prediction for this particular day was 45 degree temperatures. I think that may have eventually happened but this pic was taken in the late morning and there was a frickin’ blizzard going on at the time, complete with thunder snow.

Dinner tonight at the Westside Sports Bar on The Planet Ann Arbor (no snow), a little bit more of the Olympics, and then to bed. Grocks in the morning and then throwing together some chicken enchiladas for us and a beloved overnight guest tomorrow night.

P.S. The Supreme Court actually DID do its job today. In my opinion.