Glahg glahg. Ol’ Baggy is out there tryin’ t’ git ol’ Smokie t’ faaar up my flyin’ musheen so I’m blahggin’ fer her t’nite. I hope she ‘n’ ol’ Smokie don’ get too drunk on all that Listerine ‘n’ stuff. Enyway, I’m doin’ a podcast with a l’il help from my frien’s. Cap’n Grinch, I hope this is okay!