Dear Shopkeeper,

If you must play Christmas music, can you please play some *decent* Christmas music? Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas does not make me want to buy things. It makes me want to storm your office, smash your sound system, and leave your establishment in handcuffs!

Sincerely Yours,
Mrs. Grinch


3 Responses to “Dear Shopkeeper,”

  1. Isa Says:


    you and jessie ought to have a conversation about bad holiday music in stores… i;ve specifically heard her complain about that one in h&m…

  2. Webmomster Says:

    erk. ‘nother one-a those “ear-worm” tunes that just don’t go AWAY!

  3. Aimee Nassoiy Says:

    I think my least favorite piece of holiday so-called music would have to be “Santa Claus is Coming Tonight”. . .I’m sure that I would prefer Froggy’s rendition, and perhaps even Green Guy has a version of it. . . .