Characters: Kayak Woman (KW) and her daughter Lizard Breath (LB)
Setting: The Landfill as KW walks in the door, returning from a trip to Hoton Lake (this was back in the day)

LB: Moom can you use your super nose to figger out what that smell in the refrigerator is?
KW: [sniff] Old Dead Broccoli

THE END. (Except for the trip to the compost heap.)

There are two bad odors in the Landfill this afternoon.

One bad odor emanates from the chitchen garbage. I usually try to get through a whole week with one kitchen bag of garbage. This week, there will be two. This one will go out tomorrow and there will be another one the day after Tday. We normally take our garbage, etc., out on Thursday night for Friday morning pickup but because of the holiday that’ll be delayed a day. Plus, we’ll have more garbage than usual.

I won’t go into a lot of detail about the other bad odor but I am going to do a load of laundry tomorrow. Hint, hint🐽🐽🐽

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