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Grok grok frgok! Lemme see, ifya tipe sump’n like 40404 ‘n’ then hit th’ ON buttin, ya c’n git twitters frum th’ ol’ grump’r ‘n’ even see jcb drivin’ normal

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Grok grok. This one’s fer Sam. Er, I meen th’ arkee-olygist, not th’ ol’ yeller dog. I giss it c’n be fer him too tho, wharever he is.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008



Here’s a ol’ link jist in case ol’ utoob won’t show my luvverly mooooovie on my blahg. Grok grok.

I’m off to Walmart now, I’ll get back to you on Monday.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

 

Grokgrok grok grok grokkery store

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Hey, all you stoopid hum’n beens. I’m takin’ over Ol’ Baggy’s blahg agin t’day. Y’all c’n just click on all my li’l thermommy-ters down thare t’ liss’n t’ all th’ frogcasts I made wile Mouse wuz in Sennygal.

October 1, 2007

Mr. Security
October 23, 2007

Cloopin’ Gloppers
December 9, 2007

Stoopid Ol’ Bag
February 2, 2008

Don’t wash my babushka!
February 13, 2008

Frahg Blahggin’
February 23, 2008

Off we go! Inta th’ wild blue yonder!
March 9, 2008

Daylight in th’ Swamp!
March 21, 2008

Dreamin’ of a Green Easter

I’m dreamin’ of a green Easter

Friday, March 21st, 2008

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Squee-grok! Squee-grok! My own li’l green ‘puter! Squee-grok!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Squee-grok grok grok! Well. I reely wanted some purple on my ‘puter but I got what Ol’ Baggy calls dark red ‘n’ awkwa. grok grok. I gess it’ll be okay. grok grok. I’ve ben thinkin’ about re-doin’ my coler skeem enyway. grok grok. Squee-grok! Squee-grok! I have my own ‘puter!! Squee-grok! Squee-grok!

Th’ Resty-rant at th’ end o’ th’ uny-verse

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Grok grok grok! Whare ‘r’ all my faverit blahggers? Grok grok. What’re y’all doin’? grokgrokgok it’s gittin’ borin’ heer with Ol’ Baggy. Grok grok grok.

Graaaaaaawwwwwwk Graaaaawwwwwwwk! NOW Ol’ Baggy is gone! Sum Kevin person came over ‘n’ asked ‘er if she wannid t’ take a spin. Grok grok grok. Er Sumthin’ like that. grok grok. It wuz not that ol’ Mr. Melon with th’ kyoot kitty frum up thare on th’ beech ‘n’ I don’t think it had enything t’ do with Mouse’s spinnin’ wheel. Grok grok grok. Enyway, Ol’ Baggy sed shoor she’d go fer a spin ‘n’ then she lockt us in squeak squeak squeak ‘n’ took off. ‘n’ she took th’ kees t’ my flyin’ musheen! Grok gork grok grokGROK!!!

We need s’more glahggers aroun’ here. Grok grok grok!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

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Grok grok! Heer I am at last! Th’ wunderful frog my fans’ve ben watin’ fer! grok grok!

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

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Grok grok! I wanna go t’ th’ grokkery store too! grok grok

Monday, January 7th, 2008

myfriends.jpgGrok grok! Boy that stoopid ol’ Garbidge Woman is such a no-it-all. grok grok. She is alwayz rumblin’ aroun’ about how t’ sort th’ reeecycle stuff. grok rokgr frgok. ‘n’ what t’ put int’ th’ compost heep ‘n’ what not t’ put int’ th’ compost heep. grokgrok. ‘n’ Ol’ Baggy has a ol’ black thum so I don’t see what diffrens it makes what goes int’ th’ compost heep. Grok Grok. ‘n’ how t’ packidge up th’ garbidge so it doesn’ make a big mess ‘n’ if y’ don’t do it all jest eggzackly rite, she gits up on ‘er ol’ hi horse ‘n’ starts decreein’ this ‘n’ that ‘n’ th’ other thing. grok grok frgok. Us pore li’l ol’ froggies hafta hop lickety-split outta ‘er way! Grok grok GROK!

grok grok. So, th’ last garbidge day wuz reeely funny. Grok grok. It wuz Saterdy but this’s th’ first time Ol’ Baggy has stept away frum th’ ol’ puter long enuf fer me t’ git on. Grok grok. I wantid t’ do a podcast but th’ ol’ bag has me lockt outta garageband, maybee i’ll be back later with one. grok grok. Enyway. It wuz garbidge day ‘n’ Ol’ Garbidge Woman wuz fussin’ aroun’ cuz she fergot t’ take out one last ol’ garbidge bag. grok grok. So she bagged it all up ‘n’ started goin’ out t’ th’ street t’ put it in th’ garbidge cart. grok grok. Me ‘n’ Squeeky Speedy Water Janet Pop Bubble Mousey Mushroom Ears wer sittin’ up here on th’ top o’ th’ ol’ curtis couch watchin’ out th’ window. grok frogdk ‘n’ Softy Beenbag ‘n’ Moosey ‘n’ th’ new li’l krismus mousey too. grok grok. Wee see all kinds o’ stuff frum heer. Grok grok. ‘n’ we cud see th’ ol’ garbidge truk, clankity clankity clankin’ along th’ street. ‘n’ it got t’ ol’ Hans’s house jus’ as Ol’ Garbidge Woman wuz heddin’ out thare. grok grok. ‘n’ she jest bearly manidged t’ git th’ trash int’ th’ cart beefor th’ ol’ truck got thare. grok grok. Too bad that ol’ mekanikle arm didn’ manidge t’ pick up ol’ Garbidge Woman. Grok grok grok. Then maybee we’da had a li’l peese aroun’ here. grok grok. Check out th’ pitchers I took w’ my noo camra ‘n’ y’ c’n click ’em t’ make ’em bigger too. grok grok

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Cloopin’ Gloppers

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

They smell like licorice! And cheese!
Send forty Who-Bubs up the trees
To snip with snippers! Nip with nippers!
Clip and clop with clapping clippers.
Nip and snip with clipping cloppers!
Snip and snop with snipping snoppers!
All for you, the Who-Bubs clip!
Happy Birthday! Nop and nip!

From Happy Birthday To You by Dr. Seuss

Grok grok. Glahggin’. Grok grok.

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Glahg glahg. Ol’ Baggy is out there tryin’ t’ git ol’ Smokie t’ faaar up my flyin’ musheen so I’m blahggin’ fer her t’nite. I hope she ‘n’ ol’ Smokie don’ get too drunk on all that Listerine ‘n’ stuff. Enyway, I’m doin’ a podcast with a l’il help from my frien’s. Cap’n Grinch, I hope this is okay!

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Grok grok grok grok GROK!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

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click on th’ pitchers t’ make ’em bigger so ya c’n see meeeeeeeeee!!!! grok grok

Big Frog! Grok grok!!! Help!

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Grok grok! Explodin’ head o’ hair! Grok grok!

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Grok grok! Pleez skan yer Kroger plus card. grok grok. Pleez put th’ item on th’ skanner. grok grok. Pleez wate fer th’ cashyeer. grok grok. Pleez put th’ item BACK in th’ bag. grok grok. Pleez put th’ item BACK on th’ skanner. grok grok. Do ya hav eny coopons, coinstar er bottle returns? grok grok. Pleez remoov all items frum th’ skanner. grok grok. Pleez putcher coins in before yer dollers. grok grok. Do ya wanna pay by cash er credit card? grok grok. Pleez don’ fergit yer change ‘n’ yer reseet! grok grok. Paper er plastic? Paper er plastic? PAPER ER PLASTIC? PAPER ER PLASTIC? grok grok. WARNING! IT DUZ NOT COMPYOOT! WARNING! WARNING! IT DUZ NOT COMPYOOT! GROK GROK GROKGROKGROKGROK!!!

grok GROK! This is gittin’ skeery! grok grok. Ol’ Baggy is not rite in th’ head! She is ternin’ int’ a U-SKAN! grok grok. I knew those ol’ things’d git t’ her eventyally! grok grok! She’s bin goin’ thru th’ u-skan just about evry day. grok grok. ‘n’ then she fergits sumth’n’ ‘n’ hasta go back t’ th’ u-skan agin! grok grok It’s just gittin’ krazy!!! grok grok. This mornin’ she almos’ pored sum bad milk on ‘er cheerios ‘n’ then she pored it all out. ‘n’ THEN she went t’ th’ u-skan spesifickly t’ git s’more milk. grok grok. ‘n’ gess what? She FERGOT th’ milk! Now the pore li’l Mousey has t’ go git some. grok grok. Me ‘n’ ol’ Smokie finely hadta tie Ol’ Baggy down ‘n’ pore some magick poshun down ‘er throte just t’ k-nock ‘er out. grok grok. We thru ‘er in my londree baskit ‘n’ now she’s sleepin’ it off with Moley! grok grok. snork.

grokgrok grok korg! I’m takin’ over thishere blahg!!! grokgrokgrokgROKG SQUEE-GROK SQUEE-GROK SQUEE-GROK.

Tsssssssssp! Yeh Neerg Yug!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Korg Korg! Elihw ht’ lo’ gab ‘n’ ht’ etuc li’l teksuom erew gnivah tsafkaerb revo ta Yrrab Slegab siht gninrom, I tas ereht ‘n’ d’reggif tuo siht ylrevol wen egaugnal. Ew nac klat t’ hcae rehto thgir ni ht’ emas moor sa ht’ lo’ gab ‘n’ ht’ hcnirg ‘n’ ht’ lo’ rednammoc ‘n’ lo’ Lacidar Ytteb ‘n’ lla ht’ tser o’ esoht srekcals! Esuom t’now neve eb elba t’ dnatsrednu ti ‘n’ ehs si doog ta segaugnal. I t’nac tiaw t’ hcaet ti ot ay. M’i kcuts ni Esuom’s moor ref won niyrt’ t’ pleh reh naelc ti. Tub m’i annog tig pu ereht yb kooh ro yb koorc. Ll’i tig pu ereht t’ Dnarg Cnalb ‘n’ gnirps Einre ‘n’ Derfla attuo ht’ liaj ‘n’ ll’ew lla ylf pu ereht no lo’ Youb 22. Eikoms? Nik ay tig taht lo’ niylf’ neehsum derif pu? mud ed mud ed mud ed mud Korg Korg!!!

School’s Out! School’s Out! Teacher let the Mouseys out! SqueeGrok!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

 
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Help! Grok Grok! Canya git Squeaky’s cheese back?

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Grok grok! Help! Some big ol’ birdie stole li’l Squeaky’s cheese! grok grok! ‘n’ we need help gittin’ it back! Grok grok!

Ol’ Baggy made me write that. Grok grok. She wantsya t’ play her stoopid ol’ flash game. Grok grok. She’s still purty bad at ol’ flash, so don’t especkt too much outta it. grok grok. There’s prob’ly all kinds o’ ol’ broken stuff in there. grok grok. ‘n’ ifya have a reggylar ol’ dial-up conneckshun, ya mise well not even bother cuz th’ ol’ thing is way too big! grok grok. Enyway, click here to play atcher own risk. Grok grok. Remember, Ol’ Baggy is behind this. Grok grokGROK!

Hellllooooo, Froggy! grok grok grok GROOOOOK!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

GrokgrokgrokGROK!!! I finaly got t’ be in one o’ Ol’ Baggy’s prodjects! Grok grok frdok. Th’ techer wouldn’ let me help with pixxy-lated punk. grok grok. So Ol’ Baggy hadta do that one all by herself. grok grok. But I got t’ be in Hello Froggy! grok grok. Ain’t it loverly? Ya c’n click on th’ beyootiful pitcher down there t’ git out t’ ol’ ababsurdo ‘n’ ya c’n click aroun’ jest a li’l bit. grok frgok. Ol’ Baggy didn’t git aroun’ t’ makin’ more’n five pages. grok grok. She’s too dern lazy. grok grok. OKAY, SO STOP GAWKIN’ ‘N’ LISTEN UP SO YA KNOW WHAT T’ DO!!!! FIRST, the pitcher below is jest a pitcher o’ th’ front page. So first ya hafta CLICK that t’ get a *bigger* pitcher. *That* pitcher has a *few* places ya c’n click. Th’ places ya c’n click are browse, search, top seller, yellow trumpets, ‘n’ home. BEWARE: those links don’t ALL werk on evry page. ‘n’ do NOT try t’ type enything in th’ search box er it’ll BLOW UP yer ‘puter!!! grok grok. Ifya can’t figger out what I jest said, I guess yer just dumb er sumthin’. Anyway, AFTER ya click th’ pitcher below ‘n’ git t’ th’ BIG pitcher, jest move yer mouse aroun’ t’ find where th’ ol’ hot spots are. grokgrok frgok.

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Grok Grok. Ooooooold Bag! Grok grok

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Boy oh boy, did Ol’ Baggy make a fool outta ‘erself at skool t’day! Grok grok grok! Th’ in-class asinemint wuz sumthin like git with a partner ‘n’ make a 4-color palette fer th’ subjict that th’ teech’r givesya. In seven minits! Ol’ Baggy wuz flabbergast’d about th’ seven minits! Enyway, she ‘n’ Sandy team’d up ‘n’ they were given th’ topic o’ “Th’ Fifties.” As in th’ 1950’s, that is! Sandy ran ol’ Google ‘n’ Ol’ Baggy *tried* t’ run photoshop but Ol’ Baggy ackshully remembers th’ fifties ‘n’ ‘er stoopid ol’ brain kep’ gittin’ in th’ way. So. Here’s what they came up with:

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So, each team in th’ class wuz given a diff’rent theme ‘n’ at th’ end, evrybuddy hadta guess who made what palette. Sum o’ th’ other palettes were “road rage” and “migraine” ifya wanna know. Enyway, when Ol’ Baggy ‘n’ Sandy’s palette got put up on th’ screen ‘n’ evrybody figgerd out it wuz th’ 50’s, one comment was, “I could see that.” Ol’ Baggy piped up with, “I *remember* that!” Sheesh! ‘n’ another person said sumthin’ about, “that’s crazy!” Ol’ Baggy gnauffed ‘n’ gnauffed about that. Luckily, she didn’ start blatherin’ away about before there wuz TV ‘n’ when there were outhouses evrywhere.

Anyway, if I were th’ techer, I’d prob’ly flunk Ol’ Baggy fer that ugly color comby-nation. Whaddya think? Akshully, I like how th’ ol’ palette goes with Frog Green!